Don’t Talk to Parrot
Sally’s dishwasher got broken, and for that reason she called a repairman. As she was at work when the repairman arrived, she left a note:
“I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.”
“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”
The repairman found a big mean dog in the house, but the dog didn’t care about him and went to the living room.
Then the parrot started talking. It cursed, yelled and called repairman names.
The repairman had enough, and then yelled back at the parrot.
“Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”
Then the parrot responded:
“Get him, Bob!”
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