DINNER TABLE
Amy was meeting with her boyfriend Jacob’s family for the first time. They were at the dinner table. As she was under pressure, she let a little fart out. That ended with a little squeak which was audible for everyone.
Then the father turned his head at her direction, and said “Max!” to the dog lying beneath her.
Five minutes had passed, and Amy needed to release a little more pressure. After her fart, the father yelled at dog again, “MAX!”
Amy was relieved that they thought the dog was farting. When she farted for the third time, the father turned to Max and said, “Max! For the love of God! Get away from there before she craps on you!!”
GENIUS
Matt was chopping meat as he was a butcher. Then a dog walked in with money in his mouth and a note, “Five lamb chops, please.”
After Matt gave the bag of chops to the dog’s mouth, he decided to follow him. The dog waited for the green light while they were on the road, and waited at the bus stop.
When the bus arrived, he first checked its number and stepped in. When he reached to his stop, he stood on his back paws and pressed the button to stop the bus.
Then he walked towards a door in the suburbs, and knocked the door with his front paws for some time. When his owner opened the door, Matt rushed towards the man and told him that the dog was genius!
“Genius, my butt… It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys!”
A QUIET PLACE
An old dog wandered into James’ yard while he was working on his flowers. He saw that the dog had a collar, his fur was clean and belly was fed. He understood that the old fella had a home and was wandering when he wanted to.
He patted the dog a while, and then the dog found a shady place in the yard and slept for a few hours, then go back to his home.
For few weeks, this continued. Then James wanted to meet with the owner of the dog, and left a note on his collar:
“I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful, sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”
On the next day, there was a response:
“He lives in a home with six children, two under the age of three; he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?”
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